Last Monday, we asked our followers to submit titles for a memoir on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. We received thousands of hair-raising and provocative answers. On Wednesday, our team picked its favorites, with 'Clean Cut Killer' by Hanna McArdle emerging as the winner.

Here are the runners up:

'What Tore Us Apart' by @mandersbal
'Cut You In' by Lindsay Williams
'Bye, Bye, Bye: A recently rejected reality music show contestant seeks revenge on members of boy bands' by @stefunnyblech
'Fatal Incision' by @emilywat

Member services will be in touch with the winners to give them their free months. Thanks to everyone who entered!