"This book has me asking a lot of questions about life in the 16th century. Like selling yourself into slavery to provide for your family. Jerk move or noble sacrifice?"

"Which is a worse way to die, 16th century bowel disease, or a slow bleed from an arrow shot to the thigh? Think..."

"Would you rather sail across the Atlantic in a 16th century ship, or attempt childbirth with 16th century medicine, or spend an evening with Kanye?"

"Would you eat your best friend to survive? That's cold. 'Oh you know I'm dying for lack of oral sex.' See what I did?"

"Insufferable sun without sunscreen, or hordes of mosquitos without bug spray? Which would you prefer? Ever been to Florida?