Devon often dreamed of punching her husband in the face. She didn’t necessarily want to hurt him. And he often didn’t do anything to deserve it. She was just tired of him. Of his voice, of his smell, the way he breathed, how he chewed, the way he sniffed, the way it sounded when he swallowed, that he picked his fingernails and sometimes dropped them on the bathroom floor instead of the trash can, that he both snored and farted while he slept. None of it was done to deliberately annoy her, and he didn’t know that any of it did. It didn’t matter. She wanted to punch him. Right in his rotten fucking face.

Like so many marriages among the one percent, and even more so among the one percent of the one percent, their marriage was one of convenience, a business relationship. They met when she was twenty-eight and he was thirty. At an art opening in Chelsea, New York City. The show was of highly sexual, abstract expressionist paintings made by a beautiful young French woman. It was called Nympho, and the paintings were believed, though the painter neither confirmed nor denied it, to be portraits of her and a series of wealthy older men with whom she had had affairs, one of whom was the richest man in Paris, another whose brother had been the President of France.

Devon had been working at the gallery for six years. It was the largest and most prestigious art gallery in the world, with three spaces in New York, and outposts in Los Angeles, London, Paris, Rome, Dubai, Hong Kong, and Tokyo. Each of them had three or four directors, essentially high-paid salespeople with fancy titles. At twenty-five, Devon had become its youngest director. Yes, she had an art history degree from Princeton, and yes she had grown up around art and the art world, and yes she was smart and capable and knew her shit, but none of those things really mattered. What mattered was that she was young and beautiful, and she had young and beautiful friends who would come to the shows, and she could sell extraordinarily expensive art to rich men who wanted to sleep with her. And occasionally she did sleep with one of them. Never to close a deal, but for the fun of it, the thrill, the feeling of power and agency it gave her, so she had a good story the next time she went out with her girlfriends. And she always made the stories better, made them what she wished had happened, instead of what usually did, which was five minutes of foreplay (if she was lucky), two minutes of sex (if she was lucky), thirty seconds of cuddling (far too long after the aforementioned performance metrics), and a quick exit.