This Princess Kills Monsters by Ry Herman
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This Princess Kills Monsters by Ry Herman

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This Princess Kills Monsters

by Ry Herman

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This delightfully queer and campy fairy tale romp is guaranteed to leave you believing in “happily ever after.”

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  • Illustrated icon, 400

    400+ pages

  • Illustrated icon, LGBTQ_themes

    LGBTQ+ themes

  • Illustrated icon, LOL

    LOL

  • Illustrated icon, Magical

    Magical

Synopsis

Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal.

Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be rescued by her more magically talented stepsisters. And now, she's been commanded to marry a king she’s never met.

When hideous spider-wolves attack her on the journey to meet her husband-to-be, she is once again rescued—but this time, by twelve eerily similar-looking masked huntsmen. Soon, she has to contend with near-constant attempts on her life, a talking lion that sets bewildering gender tests, and a king who can’t recognize his true love when she puts on a pair of trousers. And all the while, she has to fight her growing attraction to not only one of the huntsmen, but also her fiancé’s extremely attractive sister.

If Melilot can’t unravel the mysteries and rescue herself from peril, kingdoms will fall. Worse, she could end up married to someone she doesn’t love.

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This Princess Kills Monsters

CHAPTER ONE

The Irritating Riddle of the Sphinxes

I was going to get myself eaten. I could tell. It was just one of those days.

The field beyond the low rise was guarded by three stone sphinxes. A sphinx, as you might be aware, is a terrifying creature with the head of a woman, the body of a lion, and a mouth full of sharp fangs it uses to rip off the limbs of slow-­witted travelers. When found in nature, sphinxes are about as large as a cow. Whoever had sculpted their likenesses here hadn’t been concerned with realism, and all three were roughly the size of a barn.

Whether made of flesh or made of stone, sphinxes adore riddles and games. The best way to avoid losing any limbs is to correctly answer whatever they ask. But in this case, I was having a difficult time figuring out what the question was in the first place. So far, I had managed to determine that one of them always lied and one of them always told the truth—­although I wasn’t entirely certain which one was which—­while the third one, for some reason, only recited nature poetry.

I remembered there was a way to solve this kind of puzzle, but I couldn’t for the life of me recall what it was.

“Will you answer this question with a lie?” I asked.

“No,” said the first sphinx, grinning to reveal its pointed stone teeth.

“No,” the second sphinx replied as well.

“A lone fallen leaf / Floats across the placid pond / Autumn has arrived,” said the third one.

I’d been hoping one of the sphinxes would say it was lying, get caught in a paradox, and . . . ​ I don’t know. Explode, maybe.

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